*** Germany has joined #WW2 *** Italy sets mode +o Germany *** Germany sets mode: +t "D13 F3WLZ!!!" *** Russia has joined #WW2 <Russia> Let's do this. *** Poland has joined #WW2 * Germany declares war on Poland * Russia declares war on Poland <Poland> Panks. You'll regret that! <Germany> Suck these panzers. <Russia> Shut it. Now start marching! *** Belgium has joined #WW2 <Belgium> WTF up with this dawg??? <Germany> I'm paying france a visit. Bow down an' rec'o'nize! <Belgium> Well... crud! *** France has joined #WW2 <France> Que est=ce que tu veux??? Va shier! Utilise la ligne Maginot pour les invasionnes!!! <Germany> Bite it frenchy. Eiffel tower's MINE! <France> Ah! Merde! *** Britain has joined #WW2 *** Canada has joined #WW2 *** Australia has joined #WW2 <Britain> I cannot allow this! <Canada> Word, eh. <Australia> Whaddaya think you kroots are doing to those french girls? *** Italy set mode +b *!*@*.* *** Britain was kicked by Italy (No Continental europe for you) *** Canada was kicked by Italy (No Continental europe for you) *** Australia was kicked by Italy (No Continental europe for you) **** Germany changes the topic to: "Half the other guys are neutral too! W3 0WNZ!!!" ----------------------- Meanwhile in #America... * Government sets mode: +tpi "Isolationism: The Art Of Sticking Your Head In The Dirt" ----------------------- Later in #Dieppe... * Germany sets mode: +i "Sorry boys. No chance" ----------------------- Later in #Sunny_Pearl_Harbour <TheEnitreUSPacificFleet> What nice sunny day in Pearl harbour! *** Japan has joined #Sunny_Pearl_Harnour <Japan> ^_^ <Japan> !bomb TheEntireUSPacificFleet *** TheEntireUSPacificFleet has quit IRC: (Connection reset by peer) ----------------------- Back in #America * Government sets mode: -pi "Isolationism shut out. War sweeps cup" ----------------------- Over to #Commonwealth <Canada> Dude, send me untrained_recruits.exe... I'll recompile with the not_under_constant_air_raids codec. <Australia> I'd do the same dawg, but Canada has a better connection, they can get yer d/l's faster. <Britain> Sweet guys, thanks :)) I really need this, Germany is blasting me with a Luftwaffe script something fierce :) ----------------------- Again to #America <Industry> Hey Gov't. I hear you're making good use of my war_production ksmurf prog >:) <Government> Yeah dude, it hauls butt. Dunno what to do with all my extra bandwidth tho... * Industry points at #Continental_Eurpoe <Industry> You owe me ten bucks :)) ----------------------- Over to #Normandy <Germany> La dee dah, I rule! *** MostlyCanada has joined #Normandy *** LotsaOthersToo has joined #Normandy <Germany> What, don't want your precious normal nicks to be banned? <Germany> Well I don't do lame nick bans. <Germany> I do server bans >:)) <Germany> But I won't stop at bans. <Germany> Wanna know what else I'll do? *** Germany has quit IRC (Disconnected) *** LotsaOthersToo has left #Normandy <MostlyCanada> !reinforce *** MostlyCanada has left #Normandy *** MostlyCanada has joined #Normandy *** LotsaOthersToo has joined #Normandy *** MostlyCanada sets mode: +b *!*@*.gr *** MostlyCanada sets mode: -i <LotsaOthersToo> Dude! Op me! <MostlyCanada> No, i want the #Normandy chick totally sucking me and me alone for getting their chan back :)) ----------------------- Much much later in #Berlin <America> So anyways, my 1337ness got us a quater of the channels, so I get reg'd for berlin. Same for britain, france, and russia. <Britain> S'good. <Canada> Hey, don't I get a share??? <Russia> No, you get holland-poon. You already got your freebies. <France> Mon piece est pour le destruction de mon pays! <Russia> I get stuff cause you're all afraid of me. ----------------------- A bit later in #Japan <Australia> Hey, where are all the people that are usually here? <America> I nuked them.