*** Germany has joined #WW2 
*** Italy sets mode +o Germany 
*** Germany sets mode: +t "D13 F3WLZ!!!" 
*** Russia has joined #WW2 
<Russia> Let's do this. 
*** Poland has joined #WW2 
* Germany declares war on Poland 
* Russia declares war on Poland 
<Poland> Panks. You'll regret that! 
<Germany> Suck these panzers. 
<Russia> Shut it. Now start marching! 
*** Belgium has joined #WW2 
<Belgium> WTF up with this dawg??? 
<Germany> I'm paying france a visit. Bow down an' rec'o'nize! 
<Belgium> Well... crud! 
*** France has joined #WW2 
<France> Que est=ce que tu veux??? Va shier! Utilise la ligne Maginot pour les invasionnes!!! 
<Germany> Bite it frenchy. Eiffel tower's MINE! 
<France> Ah! Merde! 
*** Britain has joined #WW2 
*** Canada has joined #WW2 
*** Australia has joined #WW2 
<Britain> I cannot allow this! 
<Canada> Word, eh. 
<Australia> Whaddaya think you kroots are doing to those french girls? 
*** Italy set mode +b *!*@*.* 
*** Britain was kicked by Italy (No Continental europe for you) 
*** Canada was kicked by Italy (No Continental europe for you) 
*** Australia was kicked by Italy (No Continental europe for you) 
**** Germany changes the topic to: "Half the other guys are neutral too! W3 0WNZ!!!" 
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Meanwhile in #America... 

* Government sets mode: +tpi "Isolationism: The Art Of Sticking Your Head In The Dirt" 
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Later in #Dieppe... 

* Germany sets mode: +i "Sorry boys. No chance" 
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Later in #Sunny_Pearl_Harbour 

<TheEnitreUSPacificFleet> What nice sunny day in Pearl harbour! 
*** Japan has joined #Sunny_Pearl_Harnour 
<Japan> ^_^ 
<Japan> !bomb TheEntireUSPacificFleet 
*** TheEntireUSPacificFleet has quit IRC: (Connection reset by peer) 
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Back in #America 

* Government sets mode: -pi "Isolationism shut out. War sweeps cup" 
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Over to #Commonwealth 
<Canada> Dude, send me untrained_recruits.exe... I'll recompile with the not_under_constant_air_raids codec. 
<Australia> I'd do the same dawg, but Canada has a better connection, they can get yer d/l's faster. 
<Britain> Sweet guys, thanks :)) I really need this, Germany is blasting me with a Luftwaffe script something fierce :) 
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Again to #America 

<Industry> Hey Gov't. I hear you're making good use of my war_production ksmurf prog >:) 
<Government> Yeah dude, it hauls butt. Dunno what to do with all my extra bandwidth tho... 
* Industry points at #Continental_Eurpoe 
<Industry> You owe me ten bucks :)) 
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Over to #Normandy 
<Germany> La dee dah, I rule! 
*** MostlyCanada has joined #Normandy 
*** LotsaOthersToo has joined #Normandy 
<Germany> What, don't want your precious normal nicks to be banned? 
<Germany> Well I don't do lame nick bans. 
<Germany> I do server bans >:)) 
<Germany> But I won't stop at bans. 
<Germany> Wanna know what else I'll do? 
*** Germany has quit IRC (Disconnected) 
*** LotsaOthersToo has left #Normandy 
<MostlyCanada> !reinforce 
*** MostlyCanada has left #Normandy 
*** MostlyCanada has joined #Normandy 
*** LotsaOthersToo has joined #Normandy 
*** MostlyCanada sets mode: +b *!*@*.gr 
*** MostlyCanada sets mode: -i 
<LotsaOthersToo> Dude! Op me! 
<MostlyCanada> No, i want the #Normandy chick totally sucking me and me alone for getting their chan back :)) 
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Much much later in #Berlin 
<America> So anyways, my 1337ness got us a quater of the channels, so I get reg'd for berlin. Same for britain, france, and russia. 
<Britain> S'good. 
<Canada> Hey, don't I get a share??? 
<Russia> No, you get holland-poon. You already got your freebies. 
<France> Mon piece est pour le destruction de mon pays! 
<Russia> I get stuff cause you're all afraid of me. 
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A bit later in #Japan 
<Australia> Hey, where are all the people that are usually here? 
<America> I nuked them.